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If u are an ant how will u convince an anteater to not eat you?

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posted in Computers by john.sangster (7,310 points)

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REALITY IS A DREAM AND I AM YOU AND IF YOU EAT ME EVERYTHING WILL DISSAPPEAR AND YOU WILL BE HURLED INTO A VORTEX OF ETERNAL SILLYNESS.

THOUGH YOU DO NOT KNOW IT YOU ARE MERELY A SILLY ANTEATER, (scuttling cutely in a vast desert under the starlit sky), AND BY EATING ME, YOU WILL CREATE A PARADOXICAL INVERTED NEVER-ENDING KALEIDOSCOPIC FEEDBACK LOOP OF ANTEATER-NESS THAT YOUR SILLY ANTEREATER MIND WILL NOT COMPREHEND EVER AND YOU CANT GO BACK!! THERES NO WAY TO GO BACK!!!

WHOAH ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? SLURP ME UP AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SUN AGAIN? YOU ARE ON THE PRECIPICE OF ETERNAL WORLD-MADNESS?
solved by vernon_ransford (10,270 points)

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