My friend Dingelbury needs to buy a house?

Question

She is poor and lives with her parents. How can she raise the money without going back to hookin'?She is not a loser.

Answer 1

I am, by far, the poorest of all my friends, family members and co-workers. Sometimes they get together at fancy restaurants but don't invite me because they know I can't afford to go. Sometimes they offer me their leftovers but I don't eat leftovers. For example, when eating Kraft Shells and Cheese, I have to get an enormous helping the first time around because I don't like the way it looks once it's been sitting in the pot for more than, let's say, 9 minutes. So see, even though I'm debilitatingly poor and very much a loser, I still have standards.
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And I spelled debilitatingly right on the first try.